You can see that Grant's on the face of it FLAWLESS and METICULOUS diagram for the achievement of CERTAIN VICTORY neglects to take account of ONE minor factor, ie the presence of opposition players on the pitch.
Grant "Whah? Who the HELL are they? What do you mean "the other team"....well THAT'S no' fair...*screws up diagram throws in bin* Okay, lads, Plan B...Murray, Lappin, Dave S, Chris Brown....run around like headless chickens and play SHITE"
It also looks as if Grant was counting several players twice from the look of his diagram, with Lappin, Croft, Drury and Hughes miraculously contriving to be in two places at the same time. I am not surprised Grant was so confident of victory, he thought he had about twenty players on the pitch.
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that's brilliant.
there was a photo of micky adams in 'when saturday comes' a couple of years back and on his pad he'd printed the words 'big scary diagnal (sic)' :)
You can see that Grant's on the face of it FLAWLESS and METICULOUS diagram for the achievement of CERTAIN VICTORY neglects to take account of ONE minor factor, ie the presence of opposition players on the pitch.
yeah, from the little i know of his side's they'd have struggled to get more than a point from such a match.
the turnaround under roeder is something else really :))
*11 opposition players run onto pitch*
Grant "Whah? Who the HELL are they? What do you mean "the other team"....well THAT'S no' fair...*screws up diagram throws in bin* Okay, lads, Plan B...Murray, Lappin, Dave S, Chris Brown....run around like headless chickens and play SHITE"
It also looks as if Grant was counting several players twice from the look of his diagram, with Lappin, Croft, Drury and Hughes miraculously contriving to be in two places at the same time. I am not surprised Grant was so confident of victory, he thought he had about twenty players on the pitch.
FC Schizophrenia?
You calling us Schizophrenic? *twitch*
That just about sums Grant up. What a twat.
(Is twat allowed on the blog?)
depends whose twat it is bernie...
*hopes it's too early for anyone else on the blog to see this*
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