I'm well thanks Bernie. I'll stick to being preggers at the mo (despite getting kicked in the bladder at three times a night by the lively little scamp) as the baby's room is not ready and I would quite my 2 months at home with my feet up before hand!
How can you relax and put your feet up when you know you have to give birth! ARRRRGGHH!! EEEEEEEEEEWW!! No ta! no way! I want to be too posh to push :)
Honestly Melly women do it every day! Whats 12 hours of pain compared to having an ickle baby? And you can get all sorts of pain relief if you need it. I'm not in least bit anxious about it.
Yes I'm sure its going to hurt, but its got to worth the end result. have you seen babies? They are so damn cute! (pooing and vomiting not withstanding)
Melly, I have always thought you had a bit of class missus.
But Melly, to be fair, you enjoy a bit of smut. And young Northy you encourage her you know!
Its the first smile after about 6 weeks which I can't wait for. Also to find out if its a boy or girl. I'm SO sure its a boy, I hope if its a girl she likes blue clothes with trains and stuff on them ;-)
You need to remember that the little one's Daddy is a Chelsea supporter and sooner or later the small G is going to realise that supporting Mummy's team is a bit, well, stressful...
Yes Mrs B but the little one will live in Norwich, be able to go watch Norwich and not have to rely on russian billionaires to keep the club running SO mummy's team is a much better option!
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MORE FILTH
Tsk.
So how are you then NB, keeping ok?
Are you fed up with being pregnant yet?
I'm well thanks Bernie. I'll stick to being preggers at the mo (despite getting kicked in the bladder at three times a night by the lively little scamp) as the baby's room is not ready and I would quite my 2 months at home with my feet up before hand!
Sat doing nothing while poor Rob is grafting away putting up junior's crib! tsk H! ;)
ohh yeah bernie he is a bit of alright! :-S
How can you relax and put your feet up when you know you have to give birth! ARRRRGGHH!!
EEEEEEEEEEWW!! No ta! no way! I want to be too posh to push :)
The whole child birth is not for you at the mon then Melly? ;)
I've never thought of you as posh Melly...
NO!!! Jesus, it looks so bad. I might adopt! Can you adopt 18 year olds, they can take old mum to the pub then :)
I am VERY posh i'll have you know!
Honestly Melly women do it every day! Whats 12 hours of pain compared to having an ickle baby? And you can get all sorts of pain relief if you need it. I'm not in least bit anxious about it.
(that'll be my hormones talking then)
;-)
I have no idea Melly. You just want to skip that whole childhood stage then! ;)
I've met Melly's Dad, he seemed very posh!
My old man is posh! Mr Peter Edwards, Nestle Director, flash car, flash house, flash holidays! Then there is me.......a rough un! :)
MRS B! It look painful!!! I want knocking out when/if i have to have kids
You're not rough.
In fact, after the Leeds away game the other year, my mate Tom said you looked rather posh (or words to that effect!)
Yes I'm sure its going to hurt, but its got to worth the end result. have you seen babies? They are so damn cute! (pooing and vomiting not withstanding)
Melly, I have always thought you had a bit of class missus.
They can be cute I guess, they don't really do much to start with though do they?
Ohh posh hey! :) Check me out!
I can do classy when needed! I am not all smut and filth
We wouldn't have you any other way Melly!
But Melly, to be fair, you enjoy a bit of smut. And young Northy you encourage her you know!
Its the first smile after about 6 weeks which I can't wait for. Also to find out if its a boy or girl. I'm SO sure its a boy, I hope if its a girl she likes blue clothes with trains and stuff on them ;-)
Sorry BLUE clothes? BLUE????? you mean green and yellow right?
Yeah Northy nah nah nah nah nah naughty Northy encouraging me! :)
I probably do encourage people!he!
Yes, they can't be blue! Anything but blue!
I think Mrs B meant green and yellow she wouldn't possibly buy anything that represented a smelly football team
You need to remember that the little one's Daddy is a Chelsea supporter and sooner or later the small G is going to realise that supporting Mummy's team is a bit, well, stressful...
However there is no doubt about the cricket team to support its all about YORKSHIRE...
You must avoid that happening at all costs H! ;)
Get the wee one into rugby league! You know he/she will be a rhinos fan!
In fact, blue clothing is alright, as long as it's accompanied with amber!
Yes Mrs B but the little one will live in Norwich, be able to go watch Norwich and not have to rely on russian billionaires to keep the club running SO mummy's team is a much better option!
Blue and amber in that context rocks Northy ;-)
I am sorry to say you can't buy Yorkshire cricket club romper suits (gap in the market there?)
Little one likes a bit of OTBC at the beginning of the game so the indoctrination has started already...
http://store.leedsrugby.com/store/product/1196/BodySuit---3to6m/
Check this!
LOL Northy - just the ticket!
Damn right!
They do a scheme at rhinos where you can sign your kids up for training and to be involved in the club from about 18 months old!
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