Thursday, December 20, 2007

It's our Xmas party tonight.

...the horror......the horror...

*in a Colonel Kurtz stylee*

Enforced jollity, sub-standard turkey supper and me dancing like a dad.

What joy.

7 comments:

Melly said...

So, you're looking forward to tonight then? :)

Patrick said...

Not really.

PLUS...it's in IPSWICH.

I shall need to fumigate myself when I get home.

coyote said...

has the burglar been invited?

Patrick said...

I have to say that while I DO like the idea of Christmas, I do find any kind of enforced Xmas/New Year's jollity to be a particularly grim ordeal. Love the idea of good friends and family round the fire, but Slade/party hats/drunken dancing/rubbish mass produced food are just mehhh.

In fact any occasion where you are not allowed to not enjoy yourself is meh.

Patrick said...

I don't know if the burglar will be there, mambo, it depends if he is still sleepy.

Anonymous said...

To be a fly on the wall!
I was wasted on my xmas do the other week. Don't think it mattered as everyone else was too wasted to notice!

Natural Blonde said...

Only you, Patrick, could do a Heart of Darkness reference in relation to Christmas ;-)

Its the first day of my leave today and so far I have

Stayed in bed until half nine
Had two breakfasts
Drunk 5 cups of tea
Had a bath and watched in slight horror as my belly moved about 'on its own'
Got dressed at midday.

Good effort at loafing, no?