Thursday, February 07, 2008

Quick!

Somebody call these people and tell them they can have the Doc for £50!

6 comments:

Patrick said...

Hmmmmm...dunno. I wouldn't get your hopes up. It says "donkeys can cost £600". That would mean that if you tried to sell Doc for £50 people would think the price was suspiciously low, and that there must be something very wrong with their purchase.

In thinking which they would be absolutely right.

Melly said...

LOL!

Poor donkey though. I think they should consider installing a sky lift or maybe even a HUGE staner (sp?) stair lift.

Donkey is £600, but it will need feeding and watering and will shit all over the place.

Patrick said...

Exactly. And why fork out £600 when you can have a baby do exactly the same sort of stuff for FREE?

(Social services get a bit annoyed if you tie a baby to a stake in a field and leave it to eat grass, mind...pesky liberal do-gooders...)

Patrick said...

So if we cannot sell Doc for £50, does that mean we have to ship him off to a glue factory, like the horse in Animal Farm?

Natural Blonde said...

Not sure we'll get much for him as scrap Patrick.

Patrick said...

Surely we'll get something for the hair? he might have a couple of silver fillings.....