Obviously the Munich air crash was a terrible tragedy, and I would never wish such a thing on anyone.
But just imagine that the current Man United squad are flying to a European match, and Ronaldo goes to the lavatory. If there was a very localised decompression in the loo, and Ronaldo got sucked Rs first down the lavatory before being scattered over a mountainous corner of France, do you think that would count as a "disaster"? And would everyone be doing a minute's silence fifty years later?
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I think you've been giving it too much thought, Patrick.
I'm sorry, I can't help it. Everytime I hear TV pundits GUSHING about how amazing he is, I find my mind inventing all these amusing mishaps for him
Everytime I hear TV pundits gushing about his I imagine you grinding your teeth......
i will never forget my rage sat in nb's living room that summer's day when he was winking all over the television.
plus i was at a pretty ragey point in my life at that time! i hope he felt my wrath over there in germany.
So are you with me in the "Ronaldo diced up in British Airways lav and then scattered to four winds" hopes then Wumus?
well, he's quite good at football isn't he?
and if wayne's forgiven him, shouldn't we do the same?
perhaps just a severe case of genital warts?
(can i say genital warts on the blog?)
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