"I can't eat a burger without putting on half a stone".
Well STOP EATING BURGERS THEN!
He is starting to look a lot like a middle aged Henry VIII.
While I can understand that some people's metabolisms are just different from others, and some people do struggle with their weight more than others,I am sure it's a great deal about attitude. When you think that Dion is 38,still going the full ninety minutes with man of thematch performances, it makes you realise that professionalism has so much to do with it.
Last night Hanson was bemoaning the fact that players are making so much money now that retiring early is too easy now. It must be so tempting to think "sod it, I've made more than enough to retire on, I can't be Rsed to turn out for training with a lower league side and quite frankly prefer eating cake"
I think we are missing a trick here shouldn't Hartson be the answer to the donkey problems? He can take the shopping up the hill get fed the donkeys food (no burgers in there) plus he hopefully won't poo everywhere.
Alternatively, we can just re-sign Hartson, feed him loads of burgers, wedge him firmly between the posts so that there are no gaps and then invest in ten strikers.
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I was just reading that! Bit of a sad way to end your career, he has just given up I guess.
"I can't eat a burger without putting on half a stone".
Well STOP EATING BURGERS THEN!
He is starting to look a lot like a middle aged Henry VIII.
While I can understand that some people's metabolisms are just different from others, and some people do struggle with their weight more than others,I am sure it's a great deal about attitude. When you think that Dion is 38,still going the full ninety minutes with man of thematch performances, it makes you realise that professionalism has so much to do with it.
Last night Hanson was bemoaning the fact that players are making so much money now that retiring early is too easy now. It must be so tempting to think "sod it, I've made more than enough to retire on, I can't be Rsed to turn out for training with a lower league side and quite frankly prefer eating cake"
Rooney looks like the sort of chap who could pork up nicely if he's not careful....
he already can't find the energy to sing the national anthem when playing for his country. tw*t.
maybe he's a republican?
I think we are missing a trick here shouldn't Hartson be the answer to the donkey problems? He can take the shopping up the hill get fed the donkeys food (no burgers in there) plus he hopefully won't poo everywhere.
Alternatively, we can just re-sign Hartson, feed him loads of burgers, wedge him firmly between the posts so that there are no gaps and then invest in ten strikers.
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