....they're our future, you know...
*puffs indignantly on pipe, pens letter to Daily Telegraph demanding return of national service*
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Wesley Hoolahan, Hoolahan, WESLEY HOOLAHAN
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some of the kids at the school where i'm working are TERRIFYING. i'm in the year nine office, so they're 13 going on 14. one of them collapsed in the street drunk last weekend, there's a couple awaiting court dates and one was caught pooing in the urinals the other week.
you wouldn't believe the stuff they talk about either, it scares the hell out of me!
I dunno...was reading about those yoofs just sent down for murdering gary Newlove, and was reading yesterday about fire crews being attacked with bricks and bottles while fighting blazes....I know teenagers were not saints when I were t'lad, but it just seems so much worse now.
Pooing in the urinals? Well I suppose if it keeps him off the streets, the dirty little animal...
*finishes letter to Torygraph "Outraged of Norwich" goes off to join UKIP*
lolol
in the letter sent home to the kids parents/guardians, it said 'the latter incident indicates to me that he needs help'
duh.
some of the children at school are lovely, but those are not the ones who come into my office. it's funny cos lots of the naughty ones seem to like me, and all i can think is 'you would have kicked the sh*t out of me at school'
Schools are so mealy mouthed "Your son pooed in the urinal. He needs help." What sort of message is that supposed to convey?
What is wrong with "your son is disgusting, worse than an animal. Even a dog makes an effort to clean up after itself. What is the MATTER with you people? Could you kindly potty train your son to at least a basic standard before sending it back to us?"
hehehehe it would be soooo good to do that!
but we get too many letters saying 'my son was PUNISHED by you MONSTERS last week. he is an ANGEL. you are WRONG' as it is..
"my son is a little [hell's] angel. He's never been in trouble before [ie caught] and one day I am sure will be in the police [cells]"
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