At long last, Gary Doherty has rounded off a succession of fine defensive performances with the vital much deserved and well taken FA cup goal his talent and endeavour thoroughly deserve.
I always knew Gary would come good and prove all his detractors on here (mentioning no names----->EVERYONE EXCEPT ITB) wrong.
I have ALWAYS been his biggest fan and told you one day he would step up as our saviour. I always said that, didn't I?
Always.
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Wesley Hoolahan, Hoolahan, WESLEY HOOLAHAN
ON THE BALL CITY
5-0 TWEET TWEET
7 comments:
That can't be OUR Patrick posting can it? No.
What are you insinuating? I've always been Docco's biggest number 1 fan.
Always.
Yes, you have other Patrick. Thing is there is another blogger around here called Patrick who has frequently told us that he thinks the Doc is the biggest DONKEY ever. So you'll have to excuse our confusion.
That Patrick clearly does not know his Rs from his Lbow.
I do hate it when people with the same name as me bring their misguided prejudices onto the blog and confuse everyone.
That other Patrick also has the same Google account, screen name, profile picture AND password as me, which makes me LIVID and greatly question the integrity of our identity security on this blog
I'd check you bank if I was you Patrick, he seems to have stolen your identity!
To distinguish between the two of you, perhaps you should change you name to 'Doc-lovin-Partick'
Just a suggestion...
I shall.
You should see some of the things the other Patrick has been saying about Gazza! For eg
1. Nasty satirical "jokes" about his writing a book on how to defend. He has written no such book, but if he did I am sure it would be of invaluable help to the thousands of youngsters who hero worship him
2. Comments about him rugby tackling opposition players on the edge of the area or inside it.
3. Inaccurate observations about how when he makes headed or kicked clearances under pressure it usually goes straight up into the air or behind him.
4. LIES about how he is incapable of any kind of forward pass, let alone an accurate one.
This other Patrick is the sort of bloke who would probably say that his scoring his first goal in three years on Saturday is some kind of miracle, and an accurate reflection of the tactical threat he presents to opposing teams, and that he probably only scored by accident anyway.
Oooooh...that other Patrick just WINDS ME RIGHT UP!
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