To prove my point

I was trying to find out if being ugly, boring and good at a crap sport could possibly be compensated for by MASSIVE wealth. I thought I would see if Federer at least has a semi decent girlfriend to make up for his sorry luck.

His girlfriend is actually not as bad as you might think, although she is certainly no Elle McPherson. If I was mean, I would describe her as "frumpy". But I am NOT mean, so I would never say that.

This photo tells you everything you might need to know about Federer. He would rather sit next to some cup he's one for being good at his crap sport than his own girlfriend. He is looking well smug with himself, completely unaware of how ugly and dull he is. His girlfriend has clearly had enough, and is staring out of the window almost comatose with boredom, while Federer drones on and on and on about tennis and that.