Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Now Mambo, listen very carefully

...I shall only say sis once!

Now this is more the clientele you should be looking at. This to me says fine, sophisticated, well educated lady. Unlike fish net tights lady down there which says to me D E S P E R A T E



:)


10 comments:

Natural Blonde said...

LOLOL You are proper funny Melly ;-)

Patrick said...

PhhWWWWOOOOOOOAAaaaaaaaRRRR-RAH-RAH-RAH! WOOF!

Now you're talking!

That whole Pride and prejudice look really floats MY boat, forget the tights...

Patrick said...

Although she now has no arms and no feet, which in my view is less attractive in a mate.

Patrick said...

I think we should invite mambo's colleague to join the blog to defend herself. She is now becoming a figure of blog fun with no opportunity to put her side of the story across*, which hardly seems fair

*rather like Cherie Blair

Melly said...

Pah, who needs hands and feet?

I mean it's not like hands and feet are REALLY important or anything, you know it's not like it's her head that is missing

Natural Blonde said...

Is it the bodices Patrick?

There were lots of bodices in the recent BBC historical sex romp the Tudors. I remember Mr NB remarking on them (and the contents seemly about to fall out the top!)

Patrick said...

Yes, bodices are defo good, although you never can be entirely sure what will tumble out once the strings are undone.

Natural Blonde said...

Surely thats part of the fun? (as long as she's not stuffed socks in there)

Patrick said...

Melly! Of COURSE a woman needs hands and feet! For eg:

PROS OF HANDS
1. The obvious, waHEY!
2. Cooking
3. Cleaning
4. Sewing
5, General household chores

PROS OF FEET
1. Walking between the bedroom and the kitchen
2. Errrr...
3. That's it

coyote said...

now wait a minute, if fishnet tights woman appears D E S P E R A T E then that is EXACTLY the type of woman i should be pursuing!!! I might actually stand a chance! (i'm getting a funny sense of deja vu as I type this)