Thursday, January 17, 2008

Lets have some Keegan randoms...

1. Were you surprised at the appointment of KK?
2. What will be the effect on Newcastle do you think?
3. Will he buy/ditch any players?
4. Will Shearer join him as second in command?
5. How long with KK last as manager? Sacked or walk again?
6. Back in the day, KK was one of those misguided footbullers who released a record. Do you have any favourite footbuller songs?
7. KK used to have a mullet. Should this also make a return to SJP?
8. He's a firey bloke that KK, which Prem manager will he row with first?
9. How many times in the next 3 days will we hear the 'I would LOVE IT if we beat them' clip?
10. Imagine you are KK, what you going to say to the players this morning at training?

10 comments:

Melly said...

1. Were you surprised at the appointment of KK?

Yes very! Find it strange, the guy said he hasn't even watched a live game of football since his last Man City game. I think he needs a great coach behind him to stand any chance of doing anything well.

2. What will be the effect on Newcastle do you think?
Think they will get new manager syndrome, a win last night, next game home to Bolton who I think will struggle without Anelka. After a few wins I think they will sink back to their old boring losing ways.

3. Will he buy/ditch any players?
Well if i were him i'd be shipping out Barton sharpish, that guy is a liability

4. Will Shearer join him as second in command?
No. He was on MOTD last night and said its no secret that one day he could love to manage/coach Newcastle but not at the moment, and when that time is he doesn't know.

5. How long with KK last as manager? Sacked or walk again?
Walk again 6 months to a year

6. Back in the day, KK was one of those misguided footbullers who released a record. Do you have any favourite footbuller songs?
I can't remember the one but it had John Barnes in? Always makes me laugh

7. KK used to have a mullet. Should this also make a return to SJP?
Oh yes, mullets are a must!

8. He's a firey bloke that KK, which Prem manager will he row with first?
Fight with Keane anyone? Now that I would like to see

9. How many times in the next 3 days will we hear the 'I would LOVE IT if we beat them' clip?
I am already fed up of hearing it, although it is funny! Bless he has passion, i'll give him that

10. Imagine you are KK, what you going to say to the players this morning at training?
Morning lads, well done on last night, I think I have taken you as far as I can, so I am resigning now. Thanks for having me
Ta ra

Natural Blonde said...

1. Were you surprised at the appointment of KK?

I was as it happens, I wonder if they interviewed anyone else? Or even him?

2. What will be the effect on Newcastle do you think?

The fans will all say they'll win the treble now, but it'll be no silverware and mid table as ever.

3. Will he buy/ditch any players?

Ameobi to Norwich I think.

Like Melly, I think he should ditch Joey Barton.

4. Will Shearer join him as second in command?

I don't think so, I think Alan is bright enough to see a train wreck coming, and that he should stay well clear.


5. How long with KK last as manager? Sacked or walk again?


Walk in about a year, just after they bomb out the FA cup after a 5-0 thrashing by Glen Roeder's green and yellow army ;-)


6. Back in the day, KK was one of those misguided footbullers who released a record. Do you have any favourite footbuller songs?

Diamond Lights, no?

7. KK used to have a mullet. Should this also make a return to SJP?

Of course it should, they should all get a KK curly mullet wig.


8. He's a firey bloke that KK, which Prem manager will he row with first?

I'm hoping he and SAF will resume hostilities as soon as possible.

9. How many times in the next 3 days will we hear the 'I would LOVE IT if we beat them' clip?

Well I've heard it at least half a dozen times since about 6pm last night.


10. Imagine you are KK, what you going to say to the players this morning at training?

Is it too much to hope for that he does a Slim Shady stylie 'guess who's back' thing?

coyote said...

1. Were you surprised at the appointment of KK?
A little. We don't really know why he left the first time round do we?

2. What will be the effect on Newcastle do you think?
Initially good, cue lots of Geordies saying "i told you so" - longer term... hmmm

3. Will he buy/ditch any players?
yes and yes. can't tell you who though!

4. Will Shearer join him as second in command?
i reckon no

5. How long with KK last as manager? Sacked or walk again?
sacked after 2 years for not winning Prem, FA Cup, carling cup, uefa cup in the same season!

6. Back in the day, KK was one of those misguided footbullers who released a record. Do you have any favourite footbuller songs?
I liked World in Motion, England and New Order with the John Barnes rap

7. KK used to have a mullet. Should this also make a return to SJP?
erm, no.

8. He's a firey bloke that KK, which Prem manager will he row with first?
gotta be fergie or wenger

9. How many times in the next 3 days will we hear the 'I would LOVE IT if we beat them' clip?
i think it'll be old news after today

10. Imagine you are KK, what you going to say to the players this morning at training?
I've had a lovely rest from being a coach and don't feel like starting just yet, go and have a kick of the ball and i'm going to check my email. again.

[schmindie] said...

1. Were you surprised at the appointment of KK?
Oh yes, very much so. Should be funny watching them crash and burn under the aegis of 'the messiah' :-)

2. What will be the effect on Newcastle do you think?
Couple of good results = false dawn = revertion to underachieving type = 17th = fickle fans = sacked next winter...

3. Will he buy/ditch any players?
God yeah. Asprilla, Albert, Lee in Barton will not so much be ditched as remanded in custard

4. Will Shearer join him as second in command?
I hope so. Two ex-scummers crashing and burning.

5. How long with KK last as manager? Sacked or walk again?
Feb 2009. Pushed... will be a walk a bit like the one they do at the Olympics

6. Back in the day, KK was one of those misguided footbullers who released a record. Do you have any favourite footbuller songs?
Give me 'Diamond Lights'

7. KK used to have a mullet. Should this also make a return to SJP?
Oh yes

8. He's a firey bloke that KK, which Prem manager will he row with first?
Roy Keane

9. How many times in the next 3 days will we hear the 'I would LOVE IT if we beat them' clip?
724

10. Imagine you are KK, what you going to say to the players this morning at training?
I'm 'head over heels' in love with you. I'm Kevin Keegan, me :)

[schmindie] said...

ps - Lee Clark to Newcastle according to the Guardian this morning :(

Melly said...

Nooooo they can't have him!!

[schmindie] said...

bit of a bummer if he does for youse lot :(

Melly said...

It would be schminds. I don't think it's any secret that he wants to be at Newcastle.

Melly said...

Hey schminds, just seen you've signed Diarra! Great signing for you I think

[schmindie] said...

Yay to Diarra :)