The latest posts on here last night ended the day on a bit of a downer, english football is DOOMED! So to start the day on a more positive note, here are Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek. Together. In costumes. Genius.
(Sorry girls, got nothing for you, but Ryan Bertrand is 2 posts below, and according to NB he's a bit of a babe. Not that NB would ever say such a thing in her current state.)
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Ze girls do not appear on my screen mambs. :) what a shame :-S
BUT Ryan is a babe! Hubba!
ooops still on xmas mode
ah, probably the evil site blocking people at your work melly. i originally sent myself a different link from home but that didn't work in my office so had to find a new one, boo :(
how's you?
I see you have gone to a lot of trouble, 10 out of 10 for effort
I'm ok, had flu so still feeling a bit groggy! Plodding on though.
Hows you?
Hey Melly! Your piccie needs sorting out ;-)
Ryan is a slip of a lad, even for a lady your age!
oh so you managed to come back from Oz and get the flu? shame :(
i'm doing ok thanks, bit knackered, couldn't sleep last night and on 8am shift this week. But looking forward to this weekend, have some friends visiting and will be having a weekend of mayhem!
NB, are you calling Melly old?
Certainly nor Mambo - I am saying Ryan is rather young!
ahh, thats ok then!
ohhh he is never too young! He needs an older lady to show him some naughty ways :)
NB can we have a bump update? How many sleeps to due date? Are you HUGE?
Hi Melly - I'm due on 21st Feb - so 7 weeks to go if the Baby G chooses to arrive on time.
I haven't actually grown much since I last posted - I'm now kind normal size for a lady of my condition. I went to preggers lady swimming class yesterday and I wasn't the MOST whale like. In other news, the little one and I are both fine and the baby's room is nearly finished. The cot is coming tomorrow I think.
Once the baby's room is finished I'll post you a picture. There is a green and yellow theme!
We went to the hospital on Saturday for our parenthood class, and spent the day watching videos of ladies giving birth and another Swedish one about feeding which had a very high nipple count, but sadly they were all leaky so Mr NB did NOT find it sexy.
There you go, full update!
Good update Mrs B!
Preggars swimming? Don't you just sink?
Yeah to green and yella theme!
Do you have fat ankles?
BTW watching other women give birth - soooo wrong :(
leaky nipples? too much detail!
I agree leaky nipples - very wrong :(
Sorry TMI about the nipples...
I don't have fat ankles, stretch marks or varicose veins Melly, thanks for asking.
Preggers women float very easily Melly, I don't mean to boast but I'm a 36E at the mo. You couldn't sink me if you tried...
I wouldn't boast too loudly about being unsinkable, H. Claims like that have a nasty habit of coming back to haunt you.
I mean look at the Titanic.
You could be floating around in the North Atlantic, feeling all smug and secure, and then stwike an iceberg (the large lump of ice variety, not the lettuce) and go down with all hands, with a small string quartet playing Abide With Me on your tummy as you go down.
PMSL Partick ;-)
I'll bear the danger in mind..
"going down with all hands" doesn't sound like a bad thing *snirk*
Going down with all hands after being holed aft is no snirking matter, Melly.
(snirk)
Getting holed aft can be terribly dangerous, as you might find all your seamen being sucked out.
ENOUGH FILTH
you can never have enough filth
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