... who let's face it, we're unlikely to ever get to meet. THIS girl sits 2 rows away from me... and I STILL don't ever get to talk to her :(
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Wesley Hoolahan, Hoolahan, WESLEY HOOLAHAN
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She is certainly saucier than the condiments section at Sainsbury.
But how did you get that picture?
tis on her facebook profile. saucy indeed...
She's foxier than Basil Brush
i know... hence my agony... only 2 rows away and yet we have compleeeetely different jobs and no chance to talk :(
Just go up and say hi mambs! Don't be shy, what have you got to lose?
Nice tights by the way!
(the bird, not mambs, unless mambs is wearing tights right now?)
tried talking to her at her desk a couple of times, she didn't seem impressed... seemed ok when i bumped into her (not literally of course) in the coffee room so maybe just doesn't want the people she works with to see us chatting. But she doesn't go to the coffee room anymore so there goes that channel :(
Flick an elastic band at her Mambs.
i might hit someone else! nice idea though.
Email her??
Hey, do you want me to give her a call and pretend we were trying to speak to you but were put through to her by mistake and then start bigging you up?
"Yeah hi, can you put me through to that debonaire lady killer man about town Mambo? I want to congratulate him on his selection for the England rugby team and his nomination as "Biggest Sex God for 2008.....what, you don't know him? If I were you I would get in there quick...when his new Jeans ad comes out he's going to be beating the ladies off with a shitty stick etc etc etc"
Might work
Could work
done a couple of emails but didn't get far. maybe need to up it a bit and say let's go for coffee.. or do you want to just come home with me tonight?
that's a good one patrick... that's even better than my plan of getting a load of high class call girls to come to my office and "accidentally" ask for her at reception, and then when she turns up say "oh we don't want you, we're looking for Mambo".
The high class call girl option could be expensive and in a worst case scenario could be counter-productive....she might just think "Blimming hell, he must be FANTASTIC, but what's the point in joining such a long queue?"
In my experience, low cunning, deceit and deviousness are much cheaper.
*wonders why still single*
low cunning, deceit and deviousness - yep that's probably the best approach...
OR you could just go and talk to her?
;-)
I suggested that Mrs B!
Men DO like to do things the hard way!
Quite Melly quite.
What you do Mambo is you go up to her and say:
Hi I'm Dev, I sit just over there. I was just going to get a coffee, can i get you anything?
Then she either says:
Yes thanks that would be great, I'd like a lateemochafarpachino (or whatever)
Or no thanks, I'm fine at the moment.
And then you have spoken to her, and you can do other stuff like say 'good morning' and 'lovely day' and stuff like that.
See? Simple?
i've done all that NB, as i mentioned already, she doesn't seem to like me approaching her at her desk... yet when our paths have crossed in the corridor, there might have been the odd lingering look from her... sigh... it's all hopeless, hopeless i tells ya...
On unrelated news to Mambos love troubles anyone see Heath Ledger is brown bread?? He was a hottie! He stared in Brokeback Mountain (that film that I know ALL the boys have watched numerous times)
An accidental overdose?? How the bloomin hell do you "accidentally" take too many pills??
You think you have problems mambs...... :)
I still say the best bet is to throw something at her.
Like your pants.
ok bernie, but will you give me a job when i get fired for sexual harrassment :)
bit of a shocker about heath ledger innit.
Girls are so difficult.
They always say stuff like "just go up to her and talk to her, she won't mind, she'll feel flattered, what's the worst that can happen? etc etc" but then they ALL have stories about how much they feel violated, repulsed and embarrassed by being approached by men whose only crime is that they are not George Clooney.
very true Patrick. the only times i've known girls to feel flattered by an approach is when they're telling me they're not interested. if someone else has approached a female friend of mine, they tell me with a tone of disgust as if the guy was some maggot..
Ah jolly good mambo, I suggest you forget about her if she's not interested. Time to try another avenue ;-)
Yeah i'd forget about this one Mambs, plently more fish in the sea.
She looks like a bit of a go-er in them there tights too!
It's a bit of a "come to me" piccy I think....!
Sorry but anyone who posts a pick like that on their facebook is a bit sad IMHO.
I think you look really fit in yours NB ;)
Thanks, and no fishnets in sight on mine!
No problems having a nice photo that makes you look good, but lots of fishnet covered thigh is a bit OTT!
She'll be getting a name for herself that one.
I think you are best off without! I mean could you relaly take her round to Sunday lunch at your parents with her wearing that outfit?
Me thinks not
Well quite Melly. And if I were to go all feminist on you all for a moment, what does it say for your self image as a woman if you post a picture on a public website wearing basically your underwear? Bearing in mind that employers, friends, family and frankly, stalkers, can look at it?
Are we helping Mambo?
nope, not helping at all :) she does normally wear more classy attire, this one just came as a bit of a shock and made my eyes water (to spare you *too* much info)! Maybe a bit much for a facebook profile pic i'll agree with you there.
and don't give me that "plenty of fish in the sea" malarky... all the best ones are taken :(
I was thinking of changing my FB picture to show me in fish net tights....but from what you are saying, I'm now thinking that it might look a bit...well, "tarty", and that people will get the wrong idea about me.
Well Patrick, you don't want to make yourself look TOO available do you? Perhaps just a short skirt and a little cheeky smile?
And if H is right and wearing fishnets in my FB photo might attract stalkers, I defintitely won't do it.
How about leather chaps?
And an NCFC posing pouch.
I think the Heath Ledger look will be coming back into fashion yesh...
Sorry vvvv bad taste. Sorry.
I was referring to the chaps. I don't think the unfortunate Mr Ledger was into NCFC posing pouches..
Why don't you borrow Mrs Bernie for a couple of months Mambs?
You'll soon realise how bloody lucky you are.........!!!
Well it might be too early to say...I would wait for the inquest before making any wild guesses about the involvement of Club Shop NCFC lingerie and sex toys in that particular Hollywood death.
Bernie! Now that is hardly the language of love.
TSK Bernie, we all know that Mrs Bernie is a wonderful lady!
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