I think it was the scintillating conversation that first attracted the supremely chavvy Coleen to caveman wayne. Closely follwed by his love of the classics, and fine wines.
But getting back to Wayleen (as I like to call them, they are such a sweet couple) I am sure they just love each other for WHO THEY BOTH ARE as people, and that Wayne's massive pile of cash doesn't come into it at all, oh no siree bob.
I am sure she would love him just as much if he was working in B&Q, which is exactly where he would be working if he couldn't play football.
And if Wayne ever does fall on hard times, I bet that will make no difference whatsoever to Colleen (although she might want to think about scaling down her shopping a bit)
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She's winking lasciviously in an "oho, so that scrummy young Bobby Green is SINGLE is he?" stylee.
Winter is usually a good time to watch old folk falling over, what with all those icey streets 'n' that.
From the look of her gloves, I think she might be a goalkeeper too.
I think you'll find that is Rooneys' "bit on the side".
I always thought he was punching above his weight with Colleen. This lady is much more his equal in the looks department.
I could never quite work out what it was that Colleen saw in millionaire Wayne Rooney.
Apparently she just bought Wayne a coffee machine worth £3,000.
That's just a stocking filler, though.
I think it was the scintillating conversation that first attracted the supremely chavvy Coleen to caveman wayne. Closely follwed by his love of the classics, and fine wines.
Defo.
Do you think she also liked the fact that he is into fighting and prozzies?
Allegedly (ahem)
I'm sure they are VERY attractive attributes when seeking a mate ITB.
Indeed, that is exactly why I picked Mrs Bernie.
You see, me, I always depend on arousing pity in my victims.
I mean "partners".
I think if you can "arouse" them in any way that's a good thing!
Well quite.
But getting back to Wayleen (as I like to call them, they are such a sweet couple) I am sure they just love each other for WHO THEY BOTH ARE as people, and that Wayne's massive pile of cash doesn't come into it at all, oh no siree bob.
I am sure she would love him just as much if he was working in B&Q, which is exactly where he would be working if he couldn't play football.
And if Wayne ever does fall on hard times, I bet that will make no difference whatsoever to Colleen (although she might want to think about scaling down her shopping a bit)
Spot on. Although B&Q may be a bit optimistic. KFC seem to have the dumbest staff in the world, so maybe he could start there.
KFC! That's right. He already has the complexion and the haircut for it, so would fit right in.
"Go'ead, mate, d'y want flies wi'dat?" he'll say.
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