...let's face it, the previous ones have been complete pants, but this is a sure fire winner.
It's called the "Electro-persuader".
What you do it to get a potential investor in your business (taking a random example, errr, how about Deborah Meaden?), strap them firmly in and then tell them all about your invention. Every time she questions your business plan or your projected sales figures, or every time she uses the phrase "I'm out" in a conversation, or every time she pulls that ugly face of hers into a sneer, you just give her a small "buzz" of power (nothing too strong...just enough to hurt and possibly make her hair stand on end).
After a few doses of electrical persuasion, you will soon find your potential investor altogther more compliant and ready to sign/pay anything just to get out of the chair.
Perfect for the thrusting entrepreneur in need of cash.
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*begins to worry a bit about Patrick's Dragon's den rage*
;-)
Can be used for different purposes too... e.g. women that mambo wants to go out with...
hey it's got be either hypnosis or electroshock treatment.
I'll take one of those Patrick, would be a perfect new chair for the Mrs.
there ya go, thats 2 customers already!
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