...has just been the victim of possibly the most CRAP burglary EVER.
Miscreants broke into our Ipswich offices in the early hours of last night, but unfortunately they used up any resources of intelligence and cunning they ever had in effecting entry.
That unfortunately was where their luck ended.
Apparently the police did not have to look far in apprehending the burglars. They fell asleep IN THE LAVATORY and have been arrested.
If I had to write a text book for criminals "Leave scene of crime" would defo be on page 1.
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They fell asleep on the loo? Surely not? Is this an ITB joke?
No, swear to god, it's TRUE!
The police were called when they realised there had beena break in, and they were still dusting for finger prints when our handy man made his first visit to the bog, and there was the burglar, snoozing like a baby!
That is fantastic! Asleep on the job!
he's a Cat [nap] Burglar!
Arf arf!
He was arrested by a Sleeping Policeman
Arf arf ARF!
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